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Oo La, La Ms. carrie Bradshaws Last Good Bye! -But not for this little lady!
bitched @ 1:54 p.m. on 02-23-04 First off I want to thank everyone for their comments, my god you all are so wonderful it�s unbelievable. It really, really lifted my spirits to know that I have such amazing friends. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Next I�d like to say that I will talk about whom ever the FUCK I want. And if anyone has a problem about it than STOP READING MY FUCKING DIARY! I don�t read yours anymore so quit reading mine. I even went as far as to take you off my list of favorite diaries, I hope you do the same. Seriously. Leave me the fuck alone okay? If you don�t like what I got to say than close out, I will NOT censor myself for your sake, if you want to certain people about what I said than go ahead because I will never stop saying what�s on MY mind in MY diary where I will post MY thoughts. Okay, with that said lets begin shall we? Whew! Stressful weekend this was. Had some more drama between me and my grandfather but all is well. I just don�t see why we should have to bust our asses to get everything in order for when Henry (my uncle) gets out of prison. Excuse the fuck out of me if I don�t seem too enthused to have someone who scares the shit out of me come live under the same roof as me. Excuse me for thinking that he should clean the back room HIMSELF instead of me doing it. Um this ain�t no five star Hilton Hotel, do it your damn self! My mom and Tia agree with me so I know I�m not being a bitch, I�m being realistic. Besides, I won�t walk on eggshells just because he�s coming back and if my grandpa wants to kiss his ass and make him feel at home than be my guest. Because it�s only a matter of time before he�s screwing up again. I know I should have faith in him since he�s my uncle and all, but I don�t. He�s fucked up more times than I have fingers to count. I don�t like him, simple as that. I won�t try either; once my mind is set that�s it. He�s stolen from my pappy, he disrespected my pappys house, he got all in my moms face (number one thing, don�t fuck with my mother or I go psycho) he�s gotten in MY face, he let Hannah try to kick my ass when shes a fucking fat ass drug user, and he sold some of my grandma and grandpa�s things so he could have money to buy drugs. So yea, excuse me if I don�t roll out the red carpet for him. But besides that, last Friday was fun. Me and Nina hung out and went to BORDERS where I convinced her to sit in an isle and flip through magazines with me and make fun of certain models and ads. We had fun reading about Celeb gossip and reading our horoscopes. Sadly she�s gotten me into the whole �what�s your sign?� deal. Not that I believe any of that bullshit, but it�s still funny to read. I make fun of it everytime and it always amuses me. I laughed my ass off reading Nina�s out loud, it said something like Pluto was in her orbit the planet of the underworld and we just busted out laughing. Than we called my mom and I begged her to reinverse me if I paid for me and nina to go to the movies because we were bored as hell. She still won�t spill about her lastest fling but I�m stil trying, damn her for not telling! Anyways, we went to see Barbershop 2, Back in Business. It was SOOOOOOO funny! And Michael Ealy who plays Nicky is ssooo fine! I kept saying so through the hwole movie and Nina was about ready to kick my ass. But lets get to the finale. My weekend was boring, you don�t want to hear about it. But what I must review is Sex In The City Oh how I cried!!! I cried!! I screamed and cried and laughed out loud, my pappy probably thought I was having a seizure or something. And oh do I have a special treat for you!!! Pictures! Along with commentary of course, you know that a given. Wells lets get it on� I was impressed, I didn�t think I could hate Alex anymore than I did but when he ditched Carrie after receiving a good review for light show and than �accidentally� slapped her. Oh it was on! I laughed my ass off when Big was ready to kick some ass! Than Carrie tripped him! Oh that was classic!!! C-L-A-S-S-I-C!!! Seriously, that was the best scene. I love Smith so much he;s the best boyfriend in world and I wish I could have one. But no, Samantha had to go and swipe him too! So teary when Miranda took care of Steves mom and Charlottes baby... no comment but as long as she's happy I guess. Not quite sure how I felt about the Carrie/Big thing. I was expecting him to pledge his undying love but instead we got �You�re the one.� Oh well, I guess that�s okay. And at the end when we FINALLY figure Bigs name! JOHN! Cheers all around people. Free Cosmo�s all around. I�m tired now. I just got back from driving like a madwoman home because my pappy locked himself out. What a nut. I patted him on the cheek and said, �It�s okay grandpa, you�re just a man.� His eyes about popped out his head for that one. Than I said STRIKE TWO! One more and you�re outta there! I told him that if he pulls one more boneheaded stunt that he won�t ever be allowed to chastise women again. The chauvinistic bastard! Haha! OH!!! I forgot to add about what happen to me this morning. It was very tragic� I was parallel parking �just like EVERY other day, normal as always when �BINK! I fucking bumped into the car behind me. I have NEVER� EVER fucked up while parallel parking. That was my THING man! I can parallel park like a mofo! So what the hell happen man?! I dunno but luckily no one saw (that I know of) and there was no marks. I think. I looked but the car behind me was a hunk of junk so I don�t know if I did anything or not. No marks on MY car except for the ones from when that bitch hit me on the freeway and I was stupid and kept forgetting to turn in my car to be fixed on her insurance. I hate it man, I don�t know what the hell I�m doing! Anyways yea. That was my morning. Isn�t it great? NOT! You Know You Love Me (You didn�t make me number 6 for nothing!), ~JBehrsGurl P.S. I always loved Aiden best, my mom told me to move on� But I haven�t� Is that normal? << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |