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bitched @ 9:32 a.m. on 02-25-04 Sorry no pics today, I forgot my cell at home �dammit! Okay, so just a little brain stretch for today. Say silk five times fast than spell silk� Now tell me what cows drink. Ehh! WRONG! They drink water, stoopid! I was so pissed when I got that wrong, I was like whaaa??? Than I went to the next �Brain Teaser� and got even more pissed cuz they kept saying if a pink house is made out of pink bricks and a black house is made out of black bricks, etc so on and so on than they ask what is a green house made out of? And I said green bricks cuz it�s the logical answer than bam! It�s made of glass, neh neh neh. I wanted to rip the head off whoever made that retarded forward. Can ya�ll tell what a pleasant morning it�s been? So anyways, what can I say about whats happen since I last left you in suspense diary? Well, I can tell you. But are you sure you�re ready to hear this? Cuz it�s a doozy. WELL� Mark looked SO FUCKING HOT yesterday! I almost died a happy woman for being in his presence breathing the same air as him. He was wearing a sleeveless shirt and good god in heaven is he cut, I mean it�s like BAM! BAM! Bada bing bada boom, he got him some guns on them arms. Whooooweeee! I practically drooled �me? Shallow? Who? Huh? I couldn�t help it and no, I did not talk to him, even though as I walked into the parking lot to get to Sally he and his friend walked right along side my ass on the other side a couple feet away. But I was on the phone so it�s not like I could have said hey! I mean he was on his cell too and his friend was talking to him, I didn�t want to add to the funk ya know? Well it appears that he drives a jeep/suv, fuck a dime! So far this makes him a mans man in my book. He got the arms and a truck, um lets see. Check, check. Now all I have to find out is if he has a J.O.B. and I will be on that like cheese on crackers. I think he has his own apartment too, I kinda� Sorta� Eavesdropped on his convo. Man I wished Dominica was there, she would have broken the ice for me. But think I get to thinking. Okay. He�s fine AND he has a good body AND he had a nice SUV. What the HELL would he want with me? Uhhh lets see. I live with my grandpa and soon to live with an ex-con, I drive a teal Cavalier with disability plates, and I�m fat �but I do have a job. Hmmm, somehow that�s not so appealing. Sad thing is that I think he just graduated. Damn it! I swear this always happen, I like a guy who is a year younger than me. This sucks. Since he has such a nice body do you think he�d want to be with someone who has let herself go? No. I don�t think so. But who knows, maybe hell will freeze over and he�ll like me. Hahahahahaha!!! Oh gosh that was a good laugh. Cleared my epiglottis right up! I plan on signing my own death warrant and asking him to come sit in the back next to me. Cuz he sits all alone and all� I�m stupid but oh well, it�s worth a shot right? I don�t want to look back and be like �what if�� that�s worse than being rejected. I think. I dunno. I might chicken out, I might not. You just never know. Makes me want to believe in psychics and go to one, too bad their fake and I�d laugh in their face. The weather over here in California is HORRIBLE! It�s storming and raining and flooding and I wouldn�t have gone to work today if my mom didn�t give me a ride because pappy needs the car. My brother is with him, god help my phone. He better not burn up my minutes, I will kill him slowly if so. Oh, did I mention what happen? Well, he�s in trouble yet again. But I can�t say exactly what has happened this time thanks to such big mouthed avid readers out there. You know who you are. But if you simply MUST know, than go ahead and drop me a line here and I�ll spill ALL the juicy details. And BELIEVE ME. They�re juicier than JLo in skin tight JUICY pants. I was planning on posting some screencaps but that�s just not working out because my damn computer here just went out on me before I could save the images. Great huh? Well, I�m still pissed about last nights One Tree Hill episode anyways. My poor Brooke! I hate Peyton and now I hate Lucas, all Brooke ever did was love him and he was messing around with Peyton behind her back! Peyton is BROOKES BEST FRIEND! Oh it�s the typical WB drama but it still gets to me. Brooke is my favorite character, so naturally Lucas/Brooke was my ship. But now he doesn�t deserve to have her! She told Peyton off saying, �I don�t know whats hurts more. You and Lucas going around behind my back or the fact that my best friend is lying to my face.� Something like that, dumbass Peyton. She left her webcam on when Lucas came over, uh� YOU DUMBASS CUNT! Man, I hated her on MTV and now I hate her on OTH (well I�ve always hated her but now its worse) I loathe her now. Ever notice how the curly haired blondes double cross everyone, especially us brunettes!? Example: Tess Harding, Madison Bell, Peyton Sawyer. Bitaches. All of �em. I gott go for now. I might be back, I might not. Who can predict the furture? Not I said the curly haired BRUNETTE. You Know You Love Me, ~JBehrsGurl P.S. I have a test tomorrow! Wish me luck! << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |