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My Expensive Life
bitched @ 2:51 p.m. on 01-23-04 What up dawg? Nothing much at all here on this foggy ass Friday morning, but hey �the day is still young. What do they say about seizing the day? I forgot that one phrase that�s in some other language I think its French. Oh well! My brain isn�t fully functioning yet so� You know I wrote that this morning and it�s like 2 o�clock now? Haha! I left you behind diary! I�m sorry you old poop. But I�m back now so rest assure you can un-bunch those sexy panties of yours and sit back while I fill you in on my enchantingly boring life. Holy shit. Life just got a lot more interesting. You know how my shop-a-holic life was going to cause me trouble and pain? Well the day has come. My credit card bill came, my credit card says I owe $828.15� Exsqueeze me? Baking powder? How the fuck did THAT happen? I haven�t used that bitch since NOVEMBER!!! It says I had a hundred dollar cash advance??? Wha? When? It says January 3rd. Whhhaaa??? Oh okay I just went online to look at my bank statement and yea. They gave me a cash advance to pay for my internet and Cindy�s expensive ass charge for her �services.� Excuse the fuck outta me miss high and mighty. Hey, did I just �buy� you? I have enough to pay the bill and get my school shit. But damn. Damn the man to hell. Cuz he�s a mean ass sonofabitch. I don�t mean you God. You�re the best, but I mean uncle Sam. I hate him and his greedy ass ways and I hate money. I haaaate it! Gah! Why can�t we all just get what we want for free? I mean I understand not having the finer things in life but shit. Compromise with me mutherfucker! I give up on trying to get by, I might as well just turn ever check I get over to the bank who has my credit card. Gah. Okay I have to go now cuz its time to go home and listen to my mom bitch at me. This sucks a big one. But I leave you with a funny story that my Tia told me: I am so mad! Someone stole my blue recycle garbage bin. Actually they switched theirs with mine!! I kept my bin all clean cuz I rinse my recycle containers. They gave me a dirty stinky one! I told chavo to keep a look out. Mine has a big white X on it. Actually I called the city and they are bringing me a new one!!! You Know You Love Me, ~JBehrsGurl << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |