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Busy Day
bitched @ 12:14 a.m. on 01-23-04 Okay today was full of stuff to do. I woke up around 12 cuz I had to sign online to register for my Math class and then after that I tried to get my book but it wasn�t working out very well so that went down the tube. I was dying of exhaustion cuz the night before I went to bed at like wha? 7am! Yea so I went back to sleepies woke up an HOUR before class (which I was freaking out by the way) and hurried my ass up and got ready and I zoomed to class. I made it, yeay! Man that guy in my class is SOOO cute! I was like, damn! So my plan is this: A.) Woo him with my debonair charm. B.) Convince him that I�m a cool gal and I�m hot (which he�s have to be blind to see). Or C.) Slip him some roofies� I�m leaning towards plan C. Now where would one grab a hold of these magic tasteless pills? And also how would I get him to ingest this? Do I like, accidentally bump into him and splash it in his mouth? Or say, here! You look thirsty want a soda? ORRR I could have Tony kick his ass and then I�ll come running and save him and be like, ohh you poor dear, you could use a drink. Here, have some water, be sure to drink ALL of it okay? You need your strength� Hahahahaha!!! Yea, I�m retarded. Lets all laugh at that. Anyways, I think my teacher�s a fruity tootie. There�s nothing wrong with it, but I just wanna know if my gaydar is still in full swing. Cuz I haven�t been around gay guys since K, oh how I miss him! Yea and so Tony said no, but I think yes. I guess I�ll just have to find out for myself� I don�t know how I�ll do this, maybe make Tony walk by in his wife beater and see if he gets a reaction. Hahahaha!!! Seriously cuz all the gay guys at work like him, so it should work here too! Oh and by the way Tony is such a dork, today in class when the teacher had us doing equations he was all, �Oh this is easy, this is easy�� and then the last problem the teacher added something more and Tony was all, �Ohhh shhhiieeet.� I laughed my ass off and so did the people around us, it was just cuz of the way he said it. OHHHH and get THIS!!! His girlfriend Angie? She doesn�t like me. I don�t even know the bitch! I�ve never met her before in my life, if it wasn�t for me Tony would still be cheating on your ass you fat hoe! Gah! I HATE when his girlfriends get all female on me. Its like, dude. Chill the fuck out! I don�t want your man, I never will want your man, and if I ever did I could have him in a heartbeat! But I wont ever do it so chill out!!! Gah! I know that last part was going a bit far but damn homie, you don�t even know me. How you gonna hate on me like that? Whooooa I�ve been hanging with Tony too long lately. After class me and Tony slipped out cuz we forgot our perquisite slips, or whatever their called. Then I went to my moms cuz we had to go to Christina�s house all the way out in Shingle Springs. We went out to Dinner after that and it was gooood. My mom had a FAT ASS margatrita and I had to drive all the way home with my mom having hot flashes and shit. She was like its hot! Heyyy that guy�s peeing on the side! Honk at him! I was like mother! Behave yourself woman! Gosh, I can�t take her anywhere I swear it. Well I�m dead tired right now and I�m just really sick of all of you so I�m going to go now and go to bed. Peace out poopers. You Know You Love Me, ( -even you who hate me and still read me ;)- ) ~JBehrsGurl P.S. Lynner: I heart YOU! Daddys are butts. I know, cuz mine's an ASS. << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |