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bitched @ 11:34 a.m. on Friday, Nov. 07, 2003 I can�t express how� Suffocating this new job is. Seriously, and to top it off the lady who was training me is a class-A biatch. She had the nerve to blame ME of messing up the filing system when ummm hello? IT SO WASN�T ME!!! I had to call Marci in order to calm myself down but then I ended up getting more annoyed cuz well, lets face it� It�s Marci. I�m talking to Lynner right now and I read her story of her �Where Do Babies Come From� movie, after I laughed my ass off I was reminded of how I found out where babies come from� Francesca. The cat that I literally raised like she was my own child, I even had to feed her with my fingers because she was too small to eat on her own when the sperm donor surprised me with her. ANYWAYS (I always get so sidetracked), when she had her kittens it was hella late one night when my mom was bringing me home from my dads from when she used to work nights, and I remember her says OMG! She had her kittens! After that she rushed me and my brother into the house and when she came back in she was all, �It was so bloody, I walked up and there was three heads crying out.� After she said that I got hella scared that my cat had a three headed monster and proceeded to go to bed and have nightmares that night. The next morning when I was shown that in fact my cat did not give birth to a hell demon, I wanted to know why there was blood. Geezus how old was I when that happen? I think like 8? Anyways my mom sat me down and gave me the �talk�, no pictures, no movies, no images, she flat out just said that they come from their moms vagina and when I looked at her like she was insane she told me where pee comes out. So� I always thought that you could pee your child out, but that didn�t explain the screaming and the blood. So I asked my cousin Valerie (the one on my dads side) and SHE told me the truth, like visuals and all. She was learning sex ed at the time so yea, I got the full lecture at 8 years old. I learned so much from Val �too much, and I wish I didn�t, haha! Apparently I wasn�t alone in thinking that babies came from a woman�s clitoris. Lynn and Jess did too, so whew! Lynn said that and I was like *whew!* I�m so retarded, it�s sad really. Did I mention that last night was HORRIBLE??? I felt like I was gonna puke all night long and NOTHING happen! I slept with the fucking garbage can next to my bed. But alas, I am still alive and here I am at work �unfortunately. Last night my mom came storming into my room and dragged my sick ass out of bed and to the doctors. At first I was like, �How dare you disturb me!� but then I saw the evil-mom look on her face aKa the don�t-mess-with-me-I-came-all-the-way-down-here-you-better-get-your-fat-ass-up-and-do-what-I-said look. Yea, so when we get to the doctors my moms treating me like a baby and its pissing me off hardcore but the I see a really cute guy walk in who�s around my age and he�s with his mommy too so I felt okay, a little bit. Man my mom can be suffocating at times but I think it�s because she�s used to me always wanting her there, and now that I don�t live with her she doesn�t realize that I can do things without her. But if she�s gonna be there who am I to push her away??? Go ahead ma! Alrighty that�s all I�m gonna write for now, oh, and b4 I go I want to say that me and Lindz have decided to open a review site, �Exposed Reviews� and we�ve asked Lynn to be a reviewer also, I haven�t talked to Erin yet but I hope she says yes to that too. Any-hoot, see ya! You Know You Love Me� Bitch, ~JBehrsGurl << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |