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The Weird, The Odd... And the WHOA!
bitched @ 4:55 p.m. on 01-07-04 Bored. Bored. Bored. I think I�m gonna do what this one guy did to his diary. But then again no because I like having two sites. I need to get crack-a-lackin on accidental-virgin. Seriously on the real yo. I�m still mad at Anita. I read some more of the book and it�s like one big fat ass orgy. NO LIE. I�m disgusted, seriously, I mean I�m a horny virginal little bitch but� That�s just. Ew. Sorry, and it�s not a lie, it�s one of those retared: Oh ew! You are so nasty! Teehee! And on the inside you�re going: Oh I hope they does it again! Helllll no! This is straight up made me mad and I threw my book across the room screaming: ANITA YOU WHORE! You oober-slut! Whyyyy Anita? Whyyyy? I can forever go on and on about that little rant but I shall refrain and move on. Man, it�s hard to move on! Anita whyyyyy??? Hahahhaha! Okay I swear that�s the end! The end! Good day! I SAID good day! That Fez� hehehehe. Okay, anyways. Where was I? Oh yes, I�m thinking about opening up a web-listing site. Since I�m pretty damn sure that I have 10 subdomains available. Or wait. I mean.. Uhhh.. I dunno but I think I at least have one. But what would I call it? Mna, I have no clue. But it will have to do with kitties that�s for sure. Oh shizzle I forgot to make my grandpa�s card.! Be back! And I�m back! You know what I hate? Other than being a bum� Okay. I have a job. But I don�t really care about it cuz I don�t do so much work here. No one gives me work until they�re over loaded and THEN they come pilling it up on MY desk. Why can�t they give me some here, there� But NOOOO it has to allll come at the SAME damn time. Which pisses me off because then I�m being �slow� and it makes me look bad. I�ll never understand life. There�s gotta be more to life than this. My main pet peeve is when people ask me about school. Ummm� Drawing a blank here folks! I have one class that I probably lost because I got knocked off the list. Why? Because I don�t have the money to pay for it at this moment and time. My check comes in the middle of the month. And since I�m so dumb I�ll always broke until then. I don�t know how to save, and I don�t know what to do with my life. I flubbin hate this. People here say, oh so how is school? What�s your major? What classes are you taking? And I�m standing there looking like an idiot because I�m lying my ass off saying things they wanna hear. It makes me feel like a big stinking pile of Sh!t man. A loser, a� dumbass. You get the point. Next subject because I am just so damn random like that� I�m gonna share some funny quotes from this forward that Tony sent me, Subject: MALE vs FEMALE: 1. NAMES -If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. -If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT -When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. -When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3. MONEY -A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. -A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. 4. BATHROOMS -A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. -The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. (A man would not be able to identify most of these items.) 5. ARGUMENTS -A woman has the last word in any argument. -Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 6. CATS -Women love cats. -Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. 7. FUTURE -A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. -A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 8. SUCCESS -A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. -A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 9. MARRIAGE -A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. -A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 10. DRESSING UP -A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. -A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 11. NATURAL -Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. -Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 12. OFFSPRING -Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. -A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Now is this ish SO true or what?! It�s freakishly true actually. Ain�t no lie baby bye bye bye. Gosh I am so bored! I want to go home but it�ll just be boring there too! And it�s raining outside so going out will be wet, annoying, and impossible. Meh, oh well. I�ll just revamp accidental. Before I check out I�m gonna thank Moronic Angel for my review. Alright peace out. Adieu, partyng is such sweet sorrow that I shall have to say good night until morrow. (I have no clue if I said that right, haha!) You Know You Love Me, ~JBehrsGurl P.S. I went to see pappy at my lunch time. We had lunch together and it was nice. I think he was happy I came because he called my mom at work after and said he was happy I came. Hahaahaha! << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |