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bitched @ 11:41 a.m. on 2003-09-15 I guess I better update this thing huh? I�ve sure as hell been putting this off for a couple days now. I�m just all blah. I want a new layout. I already made one but then I decided I wanted to go another route so the one I made intentionally will be used for the next layout instead of this coming layout. Make sense? If not oh well. I noticed that I�ve been a total bitch these past couple days and I think I know why. Let us do what we did before by counting off SOME of my many rants. RANT # 1 Christina whatever the hell her last name is, is a numero uno bitch! She dared to threaten ME?! Does she know who the fuck she�s dealing with? I will join a convent before I pay her ass 10 fucking dollars in order to get MY stuff back. Hmmm, let me think� Give you 10 dollars in order to receive my 120 dollar worth stuff? Are you insane!? Obviously you are you fucking fugly ass seabiscuit cunt face. You look like a horse and you�re way too conceited for your own good. I plan to give you a FAKE 10 and then throw some change in your face and say, �Keep the change and buy yourself a clue bitch.� RANT # 2 Mother oh great mother, �Take it to a small claims court.� Mom I think you�ve been dropped on your head as a child. How about I take it to my fist in her face? I know violence is NOT the answer but when a bitch calls YOUR house, demands things and then HANGS UP when you�re talking?! FUCK THAT! It�s on! Small claims my ass! RANT # 3 Does anyone know the meaning of: LEAVE ME ALONE!? Is it that HARD to grasp? I mean why the hell would you want to bother someone who is clearly in a bad mood and is PMSing like a mofo and is also skipping med dates? Are you insane? NEVER touch a raptor! RANT # 4 Why the hell am I so damn fat? And why the hell does food have such a powerful effect over me? I can�t stop eating. I mean I can go a couple days with only eating a crumb but then I have to stuff my face. And when I say stuff my face I mean STUFF it with fatty foods and oily foods and all kinds of things that would make a cardiologist have an aneurysm. I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Oh food how you deceive me. I fucking hate you but I love you, lets have lunch okay? RANT # 5 Why is there never enough time in the world to do what needs to be done but theres all these extra hours when you�ve got else to do? RANT # 6 Bubbly people. RANT # 7 Everyone in my aerobic class makes my nerves snap. They�re all so peppy and into the exercise when I�m dying over in the corner. I think something�s wrong with me, even my MOTHER can do it better than I can. I�m not counting the times I missed and she didn�t. RANT # 8 Why can�t Marci keep her FAT ASS mouth shut? If she�s supposed to be my �best friend� than why the hell does she piss me off so much? I tell her things and she fucking just HAS to talk about them every chance she gets. Only good thing is that she doesn�t tell anyone else except maybe the person who thinks that you yourself kept it a secret when she knows damn well I can�t keep anything from my dysfunctional friendship with Marci Lorane Clark. I tell her something secret and she just LOVES to tease you with it, I�ll just never learn will I? RANT # 9 I saw Crystal and her baby at Cold Stone�s last Saturday. She was with Karis. I fucking HATE Karis. Karis is a fucking cunt who loves to act like she�s so wonderful and beautiful and smart and better privledged. She wanted to through in my face that she works for the state and when I told her I did too she got all high and mighty but in the end she didn�t even know what fucking building she works in. Way to go smart ass. Oh how I envy you. She�s asian yet she acts like shes white and she dates ghetto ass black guys. Identity crisis much? She was getting all pissy because me and Marci were looking at Crystals baby, she said: �He doesn�t like you guys.� And Marci said, �He doesn�t like your face.� She was hella acting like she was the baby�s god mother or some shit. I mean she may be Crystals �new� best friend but I was the original okay? I was there when she cried, when she fought and when she needed me most. If I was in that same spot I would have been there when she had her baby. Karis you can kiss my ass because if you were so close to the baby you wouldn�t have freaked out when he spit up by saying, �Eww! Crystal white�s stuffs coming out of his mouth!� Who�s the one who cleaned him up bitch? Yea, that�s right. Me. His name is Elias, I was like umm� That�s my cousins name. Cool! I think Crystal looked so beautiful, I�ve nevers een her so grown up and it made me sad. It depresses me still that were not friends like we were, I miss that bitch. That�s all for now because it�s lunch time and fat people gotta eat. Peace out. You Know You Love Me, ~JBehrsGurl << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |