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bitched @ 11:48 a.m. on 2003-09-10 RANT # 1 Is it DO damn hard to make a iced white chocolate mocha?! Seriously. Is it so hard to ASK what size, then fill the cup with shaved ice, add milk, 3 squirts of white chocolate flavor and two shots of mocha into a cup, mix and then add into the cup of ice? Stir, and then cup it with a curved top and fill with whipped cr�me? Apparently it is! GOD! I HATE the new guy upstairs who works at the coffee shop. HE SUCKS!!! If I weren�t so damn nice I�d have his ass fired. At least he remembered WHITE chocolate this time. But did he ask what size I wanted? NO. He just ran and made me a large. And let me tell you how he puts the whipped cr�me on� He lightly adds ONE layer to the top. ONE. He doesn�t swirl it up like you�re supposed to. He just circles around until there�s ONE layer. AHHHHHH!!! RANT # 2 Is it SO damn hard to say no? When someone calls you at fuckin� one in the morning asking you to come over what the hell do you think they�re asking for? It�s not sugar! So why do you come crying to me when you lose your v-card in the process? I love you but sometimes you just disappoint me to the point where it hurts. I want to wrap you up and take you under my wing, take you away from where you live and show you innocence. I know I�m prude; I know I�m a tease. But fuck them, if they want this they gotta earn it. RANT # 3 Is it SO damn hard to give someone her stuff back? When you end friendship you genuinely know that everything you once borrowed from your ex-friend is to be returned. Are you fucking retarded? Do you need help trying to process this into your thick fat brain of mush? And when I call you don�t even try to get an attitude with me, �I�m at work, you�re gonna have to call me after six.� Excuse the fuck outta me miss high and mighty. But it�s 5:56pm and I don�t think talking on your cell is gonna get you into trouble. Plus, why the fuck did you answer it in the first place if you can�t talk? And what about all the times you called my WORK phone to talk about stupid ass shit?! Fuck you Christina whatever the fuck your last name is cuz I forgot so it must have been a shitty last name. RANT # 4 Is it SO damn hard to admit when you�re wrong? Must you ALWAYS find ways to make it seem as if you knew all along that you were mistaken? Do you HAVE to be so damn stubborn all the time? When something CLEARLY is NOT what you thought it was in the first place why do you argue with me to say that it MAGICALLY appeared over night? I�m sorry. But you are old and not as bright as you once were. I love you but you fucking make me want to jump off the Sacramento River Bridge. I�m on a roll here, don�t interrupt me� RANT # 5 Is it SO damn hard to comprehend that I�m not stupid? Must you question EVERY little fucking thing I do? No shit Sherlock did I make sure everyone knew what time I was leaving work, what time I have to be in class and who the fuck is picking me up, dropping me off and at what times. So why are you acting as if I�m the only one who knows any of this? And when I have to repeat myself 5 fucking times it annoys the shit of me and you know it but you still do it so when I finally bubble over and snap you get all pissy and tell me I�m a bitch because I take shit out on YOU?! I love you, but at the same time I�d like to empty a fucking gun into your head. RANT # 6 Is it SO damn hard to have a full conversation without saying you have to go? I know you�re life is way more complicated and way more important than mine �and I�m NOT being sarcastic� but shit. I fucking hate that I can�t get a hold of you and that I hate that I hesitate to even �bother� you to say hello. I don�t call you on the only available source I have because I don�t feel comfortable with you anymore and it hurts worse than a knife being stabbed through my heart. It hurts because I know expressing what I�m feeling will hurt you. It hurts because I know you have your own shit you�re going through and it fucking hurts the worse because you live so damn far away. It hurts because when I have no one but you to turn to you DO have someone you can lean on. It hurts because I don�t feel as close to you as I once did. It hurts because you would think that after seeing each other face to face, I still feel this way. And it fucking pisses me off that I�m even feeling this when you�re the only one I know truly understands my fucked up personality. I love you, but you�re so fucking distant. I�m done� For now. Dear Elena, It�s seems as though you might well be on your way to rock bottom and we here think that you should just crawl into a dark whole and die. We know we�re being quite blunt here but we feel as though your existence is no longer useful in our society. Do you feel the same way? We think so, provided that we have been informed of your past illness of depression and your minimal response to your medications, we wonder why it is that you even bother? You�re alone, you hate everyone around you, you don�t appreciate what it is that you have and you take things for granted. You�re spoiled and yet you still feel as though you are deprived of things you�re entitled to. We�ve also noted the rapid weight gain and the attempt at exercising. Please don�t make us bust a gut laughing at you. Do you honestly think that you�re going to FINISH that class full of beautiful thin people? People who probably look at you and wonder what the hell happen? People who�ve known you since high school when you used to be thin and fairly attractive? Do you know they probably think, �Wow, she�s gone downhill.� Do you even realize that you�re life is meaningless? What the hell are you doing? You have no clue what career you want to study and you barely make it into work. Could you do us a favor by ending what pathetic attempt at a life you�ve been sustaining? Please don�t continue to breathe the same air as us until you go back to a size 7 and have at least an acute idea of what it is you are going to do with your life? Living with your grandpa and working as a student aide will not last your whole life. It�s going to end sometime. And when that happens. What the hell are you going to do then? Sincerely, The Wake Up and Get Real Society. << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |