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Insomia Rants
bitched @ 4:59 a.m. on 12-07-03 So I'm sitting here, half dead. ALmost as if I'm a zombie. MY lids are heavy, my sight is blurry, and I swear I keep seeing little sugarplum faeires all around! No but seriously, today was... Well words don't describe and actually it's 5 in the morn and saturday is now wayyyy officially over. I'm so tired but I just feel like I have to explain my day before I sleep. After so long without my cell I finally get the change to get a new one and what happens??? THe bastards want a 125-200 dollar deposit because of my "new cedit" situation. Fuck a dime dude, how the hell do you establish credit of no one will fucking let you and iof they do you gotta pay an arm and a leg? It makes me feel like I have BAD credit instead of new credit. Fucking fuckers in the fuck house of the fucking universe! So anyways after careful consideration I want the LG VX600 in any fucking company that will let me. I guess I'll go with Verizon because they were cheaper in the deposit part. They only want 125, unlike the fuckers at AT&T, they want 200 bucks. The guy was all, congratulations you've been approved with a 200 dollar depoit. I looked at him like he was retarded and walked out. Yea, I'm gonna go with the best of the best which is the VX 6000: That fucker is tiiiiiiiite. It's better than the other one I wanted -which by the way I almost git because I found it at AT&T but they wanted to bankrupt me so yea, I'd rather go bankrupt for this beat. Wouldn't you? C'mon now motherfuckers you know you would because thats the shit and it's the bomb diggity dog fucking fuckity fuck fuck dude. Whoooaaa, I notice I cuss a whooooole lot when I'm dead tired. blah blah blah blah blah, I just keep righ ton typing and yet I have not a damn thing to say because i can't remember what the hell I was saying to begin with. You know actually my eyes are fucking almost closed as I write this? Am I typing correctly? If not than oh the fuck well what do I look like? A friggin spell cheaker? Okay I'm gonna stop now. Please excuse that shit diary she doesnt know whats shes talking about, I'm teh saner part of Elena's brain, hi my name is uhhh... Hmm what is my name? I can't remember... Dory? Oh by the by dear ol diary I saw Dirty Dancing for the first time, it was GOOD! At first I thought Pat looked like a straight fag but then I started to get into the movie and he was fuggin sexy as hell, I was like shake that pelvis like Elvis babycakes! Hell yea! Shake what yo mama gave you bitch! Ba-donk-ah-donk! Oh shizzle hizzle fizzle I'm so tired and my carple shittle is starting up, my writs are getting all tight and shit, peace out jigga. You Know You Love Me, ~Stinky Cheese << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |