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bitched @ 1:37 p.m. on 12-08-03 My monthly visitor is, well, visiting. I feel so gross!!! I HATE it! I don�t understand how some girls can do this consecutively month after month. Thank god I took after my mother and get this shit sporadically. Hey! Hey! I just used two big words all on my own! I�m a big kid look what I can do! I can hemorrhage buckets of crimson too! Oh my god that was so disgusting. I am so sorry. I apologize diary, that was� Me being me. Oh well you know how I be so why you trippin? I feel lightheaded �wait! I shall refrain from the complaint department! I shall resist! Sometimes I wonder if being a girl is really better than being a guy. I mean I love being a girl, it�s fun, we get to wear cute clothes and stuff but guys get it so easy. They don�t gotta worry about their weight �which by the way I am as big as a house now� they don�t gotta worry about anything but where to put it when they want it. Like the wonderful Karen (Busy Philipps), from The Smokers, �You don�t know what�s it�s like to have this gaping hole between your legs�� They just don�t know, therefore in my book �men are the weakest link. Goodbye! Oh but don�t REALLY go away boys! We still need you for� Other things. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. I�ve been reading the Anita Blake Series and so far I�m almost through book three. It makes me sad that I�m almost done with it because I only have one more of the books before I have to buy the next set from Amazon. Oh my gosh I just about went bankrupt just now a Amazon but luckily I haven�t pressed the final button to seal the label on my doom. I bid at Ebay for a set of Anita Blake books, three in the set of seven I already have but I�ll just re-sell those ones. Charlaine Harris, Kelley Armstrong, Sherrilyn Kenyon, and Laurell K. Hamilton rock the supernatural world. You want some good laughs and a great plot read Charlaine, want some inner finding excitement read Kelley, want some hot passionate sex read Sherrilyn, and if you want some action packed adventures around every corner, read Laurell. That�s my motto; I�m sticking to it. Oh man, don�t get me started on the humorous romance books, I could go on for days. I just bought these books from Amazon; Dime Store Magic: Women of the Otherworld, The Twilight Before Christmas, Dance With The Devil: A Dark-Hunter Novel, and Turnabout (Roswell Series). Dime Store Magic won�t come out until three days before my birthday but I preordered that bitch so I�m all goodies. And I just found one of my favorite authors, Sara Dessen, Live Journal! Whoop whoop! Man she�s the bomb dot come. My favorite book by her is �Someone Like You.� It was made into a movie with Mandy Moore in it, �How To Deal.� But that movie was a combined version of �That Summer� and �Someone Like You.� It didn�t do the books justice but then again no movie can. But I still am going to buy the movie cuz I love Mandy. Haha! Anyways! Here�s the link to the lovely Sara: WriterGrl, man she�s cool. Haha. That�s all for now cuz I gotta get back to work and writing this entry back and forth between break periods is making me off track. Peace out niggarachi�s! I�m a federali! Hahaha! You Know You Love Me, JBehrsGurl << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |