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Big Belly Momma
bitched @ 11:34 a.m. on 03-24-04 Okay first of all� I love cheese. I do, I really, really dooooo! Any form or taste, me love the cheese. Today one of my co-worker�s brought in two baskets full of goodies and these mini cheese things were in it. It was the best day� (Ross) Secondly, thanks to everyone who left me comforting notes. You have NO idea how good they made me feel. Ya�ll rock the boat. Its so weird how many life-altering things have been happening to me lately. I guess it�s really that time huh? Time to grow up. Man, this sucks. Yea so guess who I saw yesterday? You�ll never guess. Jessika! And as happy as I was to see her I was more shocked to SEE her. She�s pregnant! Wow man, I�m still in shock; it�s all a shock. Life is a shock. I�m going to her baby shower this weekend, I�m kind of excited because I mean, wow! Her baby daddy is cute, but she doesn�t think they will get married, she says they�re too young. Which is a very true thing and I�m glad she has such a positive outlook on things. I was doing my homework in the car while pappy was in the doc�s office when all of the sudden there�s a hand on the door by my face and the girl says, �Hey.� I�m like, uh� I look up and HELLO! It�s Jessika! First thing she says, �Oh my god are you pregnant too?!� She said she thought that this doctor�s office was just for pregnant women. Now first of all, I�m thinking it�s an honest mistake, but then I get to thinking� Am I so fat that I LOOK pregnant??? I have been obsessing over this since yesterday. Because than later that night I was sitting at my busted computer desk with my blanket wrapped around my stomach and my uncle says, �Are you pregnant?� I was like, NO! Than he was all, oh you had that blanket wrapped around your stomach so I thought� I just shook my head and laughed. But my god� I�m starting to freak out now. My grandpa said that Jessika jinxed me so now I�m gonna get preggers. Ha! Yeeeeaaaaa riiiiiiight. I was like Ummm no way until I�m married and he was all, love changes things blah blah. He so just thinks that I�m about to be at my husband�s beck and call when the time comes. Ha! Kiss my ass dude. No way. Anyways, yea so not only am I in a funk about my weight it just makes me want to eat more. I eat when I�m in a funk; I�m addicted to eating. No lie, if I�m not eating I feel weird. It�s like a cigarette; you just HAVE to have one right? Well I just HAVE to eat something! Ugh! yea, so that�s what happened yesterday. I saw *Mark* (dear god I actually had to sit here and try to remember that his name was NOT Daniel �wtf?!-) and he was so fine. I said hey as I passed him on my way to my seat. But I�ve also decided that I�m way too fat to ever be with him. I�m bigger than him man, that�s sad. But damn if he ain�t so damn good looking! Seriously, I gotta somehow snap a pic of him to post on here, his hotness cannot be ignored. That new Eminem or D12 song, �My Band� or whatever is hella funny. Especially the very end when Em is all, �I�m the lead singer of my band, my salsa makes all the girl�s want to take off their underpants, I�m the lead singer of my band, my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance my salsa� Where�d everybody go?� hahahahaha! That�s my absolute favorite line. I dunno why but it just is. Also to report before I sign off because I have nothing more interesting to say is that I added five new links to my alternate button script. You know, the one at the very top of �Plugged & Listed� table. Yea, I added Blondie, Emily, Holly, Heather and Flora. And since I don�t have a cool image editor on this computer I just used paint. Teehee. Oh and another thing? My computer is reallllly starting to fudge up now, it�s starting to come up �ERROR� on my photoshop and Ifanview and MS Paint. How fun� Not! I should start a donation fund, I�d call it: HELP ELENA GET A NEW COMPUTER, Free layouts to the donators! Haha, I�m serious too. Ugh. I�m so tired. Peace out. You Know You Love Me, ~JBehrsGurl << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |