Quotes...
bitched @ 12:37 p.m. on 2003-08-13
Random FAITH & co. quotes:
FAITH
Listen up, junior. When I need a bloodhound, I'll call you. If Angelus needs putting down, I'll be the one to do it, not you. So is there anything else you're not okay with?
FAITH
Are you a murderer? 'Cause I am. And if it comes down to you or Angelus, you haven't shown me a thing to make me want to take your side.
FAITH
Screw you.
ANGELUS
Hmm� maybe after. I like my girls to lie still.
FAITH
You know what the definition of insanity is, baby? Performing the same task over and over and expecting different results. Learned that in murder rehab.
ANGELUS
It annoyed the crap out of me the first time around. This sucks. And why do you get to be Marley's ghost?
FAITH
'Cause I'm dying, dumb-ass.
ANGELUS
(chuckles) Not soon enough.
FAITH
Way I figure, I got one last job. Baby-sit the psycho until they shove a soul up your-
ANGELUS
Not gonna happen�
FAITH
Then I'm- whatever. Dust in the wind. Candle in the wind. There'll be a general wind theme.
ANGELUS
I thought those suicidal tendencies got squashed in the big enlightenment.
FAITH
I rolled the dice. It paid even odds.
ANGELUS
Is that the nasty little lie that kept those thighs nice and warm in your prison bunk?
FAITH
You kiss your mama with that mouth?
ANGELUS
No, but I ate her with it.
FAITH
Break me off a switch, son� cuz there's about to be a whuppin'.
SPIKE
Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower...you must be Faith.
FAITH
Oh, goodie. I'm famous.
FAITH
Are you protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?
SPIKE
You craving a moment alone in the dank, or can I bum one?
FAITH
Well, I guess you can smoke all you want - the big C not really an issue.
SPIKE
Teeth get yellow after an eternity. Gotta watch that.
FAITH
Huh.
SPIKE
Right. Not what it looks like.
FAITH
Hey, to each his own, man. This one guy I ran with, he liked me to dress up like a school girl and take this friggin' bull-whip, (gestures like she's using a whip) and I'd be like -
SPIKE
I got dangerous...for a while.
FAITH
This before the soul, or after?
SPIKE
After, but I got over it - in case you're feeling all dust-happy again after your long incarceration.
FAITH
Not if you're all repenty. Takes the fun out of it. (the girls upstairs are making noise) No more Starbucks for the wannabe's man.
They've been spazzing for, like, hours.
SPIKE
Yeah, does get a bit much up there.
FAITH
They're good girls. Just green is all.
SPIKE
So, why aren't you up there...imparting?
FAITH
That's Buffy's thing. Anyway, I just spent a good stretch of time locked away with a mess of female-types. Kinda had my fill.
SPIKE
Hm. But you waited until Angel needed your help to bust out of jail.
FAITH
Three squares, nice weight room, movie every third Sunday. Could've been worse.
SPIKE
What movie?
FAITH
Last one was Glitter. I guess it couldn't have been worse.
SPIKE
You had the power to walk away anytime. Nothing to stop you.
FAITH
I stopped me. I got dangerous for a while.
SPIKE
You over it?
FAITH
More or less. I pull for the good guys now.
SPIKE
What's the less?
FAITH
The usual stuff...
SPIKE
Such as?
FAITH
I was thinking about looking up the guy with the bull-whip. Long incarceration.
SPIKE
You could do better. School girl thing's old hat.
FAITH
It's all old-hat, man. Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola-type dude - naughty nurses and horny
cheerleaders. I figure, if you can't beat 'em -
SPIKE
Join 'em.
FAITH
Just don't forget who's on top.
SPIKE
That, I suspect, would be you.
FAITH
You got that right. I've met you before, you know.
SPIKE
Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin.
FAITH
Not in the graveyard. Before that. I was kinda wearing a different body.
SPIKE
Pity.
FAITH
You seemed OK with it.
SPIKE
The body swap. With Buffy.
FAITH
She fill you in on that whole deal?
SPIKE
She told me it went down. Failed to mention who was driving her skin around.
FAITH
I may have said a few things...
SPIKE
Like you could ride me at a gallop 'til my knees buckle, squeeze me 'til I pop like warm champagne. That's not the kind of thing a man forgets.
FAITH
Should've known it wasn't blondie behind the wheel. She'd never throw down like that.
SPIKE
Oh, you have been away.
FAITH
Don't even tell me little Miss Tightly-Wound's been getting her naughty on?
SPIKE
Not of late.
FAITH
Wow. Everybody's just full of surprises.
(Buffy walks down the steps into the basement, stares at Spike and Faith)
FAITH
Hey, B.
BUFFY
Well, it's nice to see you two getting along so well.
FAITH
Yeah. Uh, you just know all the cool vampires.
BUFFY
Yeah.
FAITH
No problem. You know me. All about the good deeds.
FAITH
Damn. I never knew you were that cool.
BUFFY
Well, you always were a little slow.
FAITH
I get that now.
FAITH
Yeah. Whenever she starts talking about getting all sweaty with Xander like that I just remind her I had him first. Shuts her right the
hell up.
WILLOW
Oz is a werewolf.
BUFFY
It's a long story.
OZ
I got bit.
BUFFY
Apparently not that long.
FAITH
Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five-by-five, you know?
FAITH
What are you getting so strung out for, B?
BUFFY
Why are your lips still moving, F?
FAITH
Did I just hear a threat?
BUFFY
Would you like to?
FAITH
Wow. Think you can take me?
FAITH
Son of a bitch. It's my lucky day.
FAITH
Training? As in kicking and punching and stabbing?
GWENDOLEN
Yes, that's the idea.
FAITH
I'm your girl
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