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My Peach!
bitched @ 1:52 p.m. on 2003-05-14 OMG!!! My favorite author in the whole friggin worls updated and I didn't evem know! I just got done reading it and I'm like, almost in tears! Wow man. I'm telling you. If you've never read A DUPE JONES than you better friggin get in gear! Dude, read it!!! Please for the love of god read it! I've decided that I fucking suck, I mean thank you to everyone at Roswellfanatics that voted me "Best UC Writer" but my god! Pink Banana for A DUPE JONES is WAYYYYYYYYY better than me! So I've decided that I'm going to pass my award on to her, I mean it does kinda feel like I just got a new puppy and now I gotta give it away but dude. I have morals and shit like that. The best deserves to win, and I know what you're thinking... "Well you mudt be the best if you won..." Well those people counted the votes wrong or like the poll gear was whacked cuz there is no way I could ever beat out Pinky. No way, no how. She's the Hera of Roswell fanfiction. Man no joke, if you haven't read her fic than you don't know good fanfiction. I know a lot of people think that "Incognito" is great and don't get me wrong, dude she's a legend but Pinky... Greatness. They're like neck and neck but Pinky gets an extra penny cuz I love Zan haha! So again I say: A DUPE JONES Read it. Love it. Bump it. Okay and now for the grand finale! Da da da daaaaaaaaa! Well there's nothing really to say except that next tues I'm getting a tattoo! Its gonna be small, like really small cuz I'm broke and it aint no joke. I spent all my money yesterday and today buying pants for my fat ass. Can one please explain to me how a girl can go from a size 0 to 13? Okay okay I havent been a 0 since like 7th grade *blushes at her stupidity* but still! Damn yo! lol I was a 5 all through high school and look at me now! Freaking aye no lie! The hugest I've ever been was when I was a 9 and then I went to a 7 then to a 5 then later on I went to a 7 then a while later I was a 5 again and now... I'm a 13. *sobs* I gained 40 pounds since living with my grandpa and look at me now. I'm a heffer. I'm not skinny anymore! Ugh! I fucking hate it! I want to be a 7 again dammit! Dude, I'm only 19 and I'm 5'6 and I'm a size 13. 145ish pounds and damn. *shakes head* It's not so much my pudge tummy its my fuckin hips! My hips are huge! I mean they're like whoa. And this is where the hispanic heritage comes in! My ass is a friggin house!!!! It's hella wide and friggin ugly fat! Its FUGLY! Lets talk about something else cuz I'm about to hyperventilate! I gotta work on my Mike Bibby Ring, join people! Join away! lol The kings loste yesterday *cries* Man it was Mike Bibby's birthday yesterday too. He turned 25. he has two kids that I know of but people say he has more I'm like no. It's Jenette and Michael! Errr! I feel bad cuz I don't remember if his daughters name is jenette or not... *looks away embarrassed* But I heard he had two boys. Man I need to study my man better. I'm 19, he's 25 dude... We so could be together cuz Neelam's fiancee is 24. PLEASE MIKE TAKE ME NOW WHILE I'M STILL IN MY PRIME! I'm fresh and ripe for the picking!!!!!! I gotta go, see ya... Byeeeee *stomp* - *stomp* (lol Jess.) You Know You Love Me, ~JBehrsGurl << | >> MOVED - 09-08-04 test - 08-18-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Hola El Stupido - 06-09-04 Whoa Momma! - 05-24-04 Even OLDER... |