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Insane in the Membrane
bitched @ 4:41 p.m. on 2003-08-14 Oh gosh, wouldn't it be hilarious if it actually started raining men? Hallelujah! Haha! I would most likely run outside with buckets and nets! I'd catch all the hotties and have so much fun! Gosh I'm such an airhead. You wouldn't believe I was mexican. But if you saw the way I live at home you would. Home... Home is where the heart is. But where is your heart Grandpa?! I need to vent. I need to let it allll out! Not only has he decided that he wants his car back (its so mine!) but he's been driving around everywhere and he can't drive!!! I told him countless times to use his blinker when turning. He gets way close to the bike lane -when there is a biker in it! I say: "Grandpa? Why do you stop in the middle of the road?" He says: "Its called defenseless driving!" umm... I think you mean defenseive driving grandfather... What a fart. Oh and get this, he says: You know in my 35 years of working at Cambell Soup I never was late and I only missed ONE day wah wah wah..." I say: "Grandpa, since you've been sitting there talking about me being so "late" I am now actually 10 MINUTES late to work!" He swears that I'm the one who's slow?! He need to check him self at the damn door cuz he takes FOREVER!!! And it's NOT because he's old. Nope. Its because he spends freaking 10 minutes looking in the mirror, then he glances around to see if he's forgotten anything, THEN he walks to the front door, goes outside but oh wait! He's forgotten something! So back inside he goes! Now I won't say he's SLOW SLOW like a snail but he has a bad hip so... He ain't speed gonzales either. Why does he bother me so much? It's like everything I do he has a smart thing to say about it. It's annoying as hell, I can't take his attitude anymore either. He's completely hedonistic and shobonistic (sp). He thinks women can�t do a damn thing. We can cook �strike that cuz I can�t cook for shit, and we can clean �again, I�m a bit messy, but anything else. NOPE! So when I do actually prove him wrong he says it�s a coincidence. It�s a wonder I have all my hair still attached to my head. Tomorrow I start work all over again and what will these child laborers (even tho I�m 19) do to me next? I gotta go, they might be searching for me! Help! You Know You Love Me, ~JbehrsGurl P.S. I miss Jessica� I miss her so much it makes me cry�
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